Pub Pianist Gifts

The pint of a beer is a legacy from his early days as a pub pianist!

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Concert Pianist.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Piano Recital

A baby playing on a grand piano

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

Piano Prompt

"You're welcome."

First Piano Lesson

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

You give dives a bad name. Somebody has to!

Ah Ha!

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

Livin' just enough, just enough - for th' city...

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

'Nest, my impression of Beethoven's sonata inD major, of.31, no.2, as played by Humphrey Bogart.'

'You drink like a fish.'

'My first drink since my accident.'

Pianist

'I thought your husband was a pianist.'

Giant man turns up at concert with grand piano in case.

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

'After hours at the piano lab.'

Requiem

"I swear, Eddie, you ought to be on with Bill Moyers."

Beethoven's Bagatelle: 'Schnaps fur Elise'

Super-modified grand piano.

Saloon Selectives

'Happy hour was over an hour ago. Wipe that stupid grin off your face!'