Pub Pianist Mugs

The pint of a beer is a legacy from his early days as a pub pianist!

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Concert Pianist.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Piano Recital

A baby playing on a grand piano

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

Piano Prompt

First Piano Lesson

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

"You're welcome."

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

Livin' just enough, just enough - for th' city...

Ah Ha!

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

'My first drink since my accident.'

'You drink like a fish.'

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

Pianist

'I thought your husband was a pianist.'

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

Giant man turns up at concert with grand piano in case.

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

'After hours at the piano lab.'

Beethoven's Bagatelle: 'Schnaps fur Elise'

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

"I swear, Eddie, you ought to be on with Bill Moyers."

Requiem

Super-modified grand piano.

Saloon Selectives

'Happy hour was over an hour ago. Wipe that stupid grin off your face!'

'Looks like there's been another crackdown on truth in advertising regulations.'