Party Pianist Mugs

Beethoven's Bagatelle: 'Schnaps fur Elise'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Felix Mendelssohn

Concert Pianist.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Allegro con molto espresso

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Piano Recital

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Frederic Chopin

A baby playing on a grand piano

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Piano Keyboard

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Fun (circa 1955)

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

The Death Of Venus

'Take me to you lieder.'

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Edvard Grieg

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'