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Beethoven's Bagatelle: 'Schnaps fur Elise'

Rhapsody in Blue.

Concert Pianist.

Felix Mendelssohn

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Allegro con molto espresso

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Piano Recital

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Radiator jazz player

A baby playing on a grand piano

Frederic Chopin

Piano Keyboard

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Fun (circa 1955)

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

The Death Of Venus

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

'Take me to you lieder.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Edvard Grieg

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano