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'Programmers at a cocktail party.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Party Animals.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

We'll have Manhattans...

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Punt Cake

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Cardiac Recovery.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Beers

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis