Virtual Party Pioneer T-Shirts

"I told you a virtual swinger's party would be a logisitcal nightmare."

Tartine

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

That party went well.

Shaken not stirred

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'You're texting? Wait--'

Disco Owls

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Covid pinata

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

Budget Munchies

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

House Plant Party

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

"Ya, that's right. Blame the help."

Teleworking was the death of the office party

"Do you think you could give me a hand? The guests will be here any minute."

Happy Eightieth Birthday

A frat party at an online university

"The year may be over, but it'll be dragged back up on history tests for years to come."