Virtual Parties T-Shirts

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Children's Parties

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Cow Pinatas

Wine Lady

Champagne

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Bacchus.

Cat Nip.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Cardiac Recovery.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Early photobombing

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Join me in a Martini?

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Bubbly

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I was almost that last year."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Beers

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Shaken not stirred

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed