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Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Wine Lady

Bacchus.

Cat Nip.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Champagne

Bubbly

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Cardiac Recovery.

Join me in a Martini?

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Early photobombing

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I was almost that last year."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Beers

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."