Party Programmer Pillows

'Programmers at a cocktail party.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Cow Pinatas

Champagne

Party Animals.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Cardiac Recovery.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Punt Cake

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Balancing two espresso martinis

Shaken not stirred

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel