Party Promoter Pillows

"I've got to take this. It's somebody at a much better party."

Happy Birthday Superstar DJ!

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Create some buzz!

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

'In the corporate world, I'm a survivor.'

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

Disco Owls

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Garage Music

Concert still in progress

Club DJ.

"I'm afraid you're not quite the sort of duck-headed man we're looking for."

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

I got the raise

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

"Smile if you're guilty!"

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

'No matter how hard I work, I'll never get higher on the food chain then this?'

'...and this one is for knowing what all the others are for.'

An honesty of agents