Party Promoter Prints

"I've got to take this. It's somebody at a much better party."

Happy Birthday Superstar DJ!

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Create some buzz!

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

Disco Owls

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

'In the corporate world, I'm a survivor.'

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Garage Music

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Club DJ.

'Help me Rhonda I've fallen & I can't get back up.'

I got the raise

Concert still in progress

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

"I'm afraid you're not quite the sort of duck-headed man we're looking for."

'Old blue-screen's back!'

"Telephone call for you, it's the Bank Manager."

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

Muse

"Smile if you're guilty!"

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

'...and this one is for knowing what all the others are for.'