Promotion Party Prints

'In the corporate world, I'm a survivor.'

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

'No matter how hard I work, I'll never get higher on the food chain then this?'

'...and this one is for knowing what all the others are for.'

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

'I wouldn't worry about all the automation that has been going on around here, Harris, until they come up with a robot that can take seven smoke breaks an hour,spend half the day complaining about the management . . . your job is safe.'

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

"I'm afraid you're not quite the sort of duck-headed man we're looking for."

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Where your mind & battle are los

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Women Supporting Women!"

The adoration of the gels.

Work/Life Balance

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'