Launch Party Prints

And we have...lift off.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'That's our mission statement.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

21st century water cooler conversations.

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

First Novels.

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Pipe Dream.

"The meeting will come to order."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Here and There Trays

That shows business confidence.

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

Party Animals.

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Sign - Halt manager crossing

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.