Book Launch Party Prints

First Novels.

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Meet the author"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

'Is this your first book launch?'

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

Sumo Love.

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Book publishing.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'In the corporate world, I'm a survivor.'

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

Meet the Authors

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

"I'm afraid you're not quite the sort of duck-headed man we're looking for."

'No matter how hard I work, I'll never get higher on the food chain then this?'

'...and this one is for knowing what all the others are for.'

'Your book has a wonderful, timely quality. We're putting it on our list for a 2009 release.'

John von Neumann, after completing his book. 'Theory of Self-Replicating Automata'.

Meet the Oar-thor.

Meet the author.

'But what if the author doesn't want to meet us?'

Prepare to meet your author today!

Meet the Author: The ghost writer behind celebrity autobiographies.