Book Launch Party Gifts

First Novels.

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Meet the author"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

'Is this your first book launch?'

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Sumo Love.

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

Book publishing.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'In the corporate world, I'm a survivor.'

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Mary Trump

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

Meet the Authors

"I'm afraid you're not quite the sort of duck-headed man we're looking for."

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

'...and this one is for knowing what all the others are for.'

'No matter how hard I work, I'll never get higher on the food chain then this?'

John von Neumann, after completing his book. 'Theory of Self-Replicating Automata'.

Meet the Oar-thor.

'Your book has a wonderful, timely quality. We're putting it on our list for a 2009 release.'

Meet the author.

'But what if the author doesn't want to meet us?'

Prepare to meet your author today!

Hilary Mantel

Meet the Author: The ghost writer behind celebrity autobiographies.