Book Launches Prints

Read the author.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Meet the author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

The Dorrie Decimal System

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Bookworm Sleepover

Blue Stockings

Television Readers.

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

No-Work Orange

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Create some buzz!

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Paranormal A-Z...

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

Silence of the Chickens...

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Audio Books

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Networking

Flyfishing for dummies.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.