Book Launch Humor Prints

Book Launch 2020

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Meet the author"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

First Novels.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'Hard to follow...'

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

'Is this your first book launch?'

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Book publishing.

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Book Worm

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

"What a success! We've sold all our copies. You're a great team! Let's go for beer, pizza and crisps - my treat!"

The Farmer Sutra.

N't. Dear, we're commas. Get down here before you get hurt.

Meet the Authors

Meet The Ghostwriter

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

'Your book has a wonderful, timely quality. We're putting it on our list for a 2009 release.'

Larry's Literary Market.

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."

Meet the Oar-thor.

Meet the author.

'Oooh, man... I meant to express that as an interior monologue!' ~ Fred, left to his own literary devices.

Bookshop with Best sellers getting pushed into the Remainders basket.

"Books about unicorns? Fantasy section. Next to the biographies of honest politicians."