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Book Launch 2020

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"Meet the author"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

'Hard to follow...'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

'Is this your first book launch?'

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Book publishing.

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Book Worm

The Farmer Sutra.

Meet the Authors

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

"What a success! We've sold all our copies. You're a great team! Let's go for beer, pizza and crisps - my treat!"

Meet The Ghostwriter

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."

Meet the Oar-thor.

Meet the author.

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

'Your book has a wonderful, timely quality. We're putting it on our list for a 2009 release.'

Larry's Literary Market.

'Oooh, man... I meant to express that as an interior monologue!' ~ Fred, left to his own literary devices.

"Books about unicorns? Fantasy section. Next to the biographies of honest politicians."

Bookshop with Best sellers getting pushed into the Remainders basket.