Book Launch T-Shirts

Meet the authors

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

A sign in the window of a bookstore reads "Meet the Author and his Ego 2 P.M."

"Sign it after Chapter 2. That’s the chapter I liked."

Books. Meet the Bestselling Author of Handwriting Analysis Books. What you mean you won't be signing any copies?

"My suicide note. Chapter 147"

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Meet the Oar-thor.

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Pipe Dream.

"Meet the author"

First Novels.

Create some buzz!

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Networking

Opening the door to new customers

At the suit makers

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"I love fast break business success."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

'Is this your first book launch?'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

Sumo Love.

Book publishing.

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

'Let me present today's speaker.'

Mary Trump

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'