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Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"Meet the author"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

'Is this your first book launch?'

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Meet the Author

Book publishing.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

3:00 pm - Meet the author

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

Meet the Authors

Meet the Oar-thor.

'Your book has a wonderful, timely quality. We're putting it on our list for a 2009 release.'

"Just sign it 'To the Lucky High Bidder.'"

'Interesting - although the plot lacked depth perception.'

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

Meet the author.

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

'But what if the author doesn't want to meet us?'

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!

Prepare to meet your author today!