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Meet the Author: The ghost writer behind celebrity autobiographies.

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Meet the author"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

'Is this your first book launch?'

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Book publishing.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Mary Trump

Meet the Authors

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

"No, I've got nothing constructive to add. But I do know a funny joke I could tell."

Meet the Oar-thor.

Meet the author.

John von Neumann, after completing his book. 'Theory of Self-Replicating Automata'.

'But what if the author doesn't want to meet us?'

Prepare to meet your author today!

Hilary Mantel

Meet the Author's Mother

Don't get so excited - it's from you. Self-publishers Clearinghouse. I may already be a winner!

Books. Meet the Bestselling Author of Handwriting Analysis Books. What you mean you won't be signing any copies?

Celebrities on wheels - author's book signings.

Meet the authors

"Actually that's a common misconception. Frankenstein is the doctor's name. I'm Frankenstein's monster."

"I'm confused now. Was Shakespeare somebody else or was somebody else Shakespeare?"