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John von Neumann, after completing his book. 'Theory of Self-Replicating Automata'.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Mardi Gras

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

First Novels.

Cow Pinatas

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Cardiac Recovery.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Bubbly

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Dancing Doctor

Pilot with champagne.

"We won!"

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."