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Book publishing.

'Hospital for Columnists' "Great news you've got cancer!" "Brilliant! Think of the paperback sales"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Meet the author"

First Novels.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Reading my Critics

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Editor.

So You've Cloned Yourself

'Is this your first book launch?'

Meet the author

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

"There goes our early night."

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Learn yourself English.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Book market

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.