Book Launch Dreamer T-Shirts

'Your book has a wonderful, timely quality. We're putting it on our list for a 2009 release.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

Sleeping Beauty.

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''