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I got the raise

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Upward Progress

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"I, TikTok."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Redhead

Carioca

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Help wanted. Various positions available.

Ace headhunters.

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

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"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."