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I got the raise

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Upward Progress

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I am dressed for the job I want."

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

Redhead

Carioca

Help wanted. Various positions available.

Ace headhunters.

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

Cog-In-The-Wheel

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

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