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“Hello, H.R.? I’d like to file a complaint. I just learned I’m being paid thirty percent more than a female colleague doing exactly the same job.”

By now you should have realised that I'm incompetent and taken my job...

'Sorry to disappoint you, Hambone...Your salary increase was a computer error.'

Fantasy Business Management

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Where your mind & battle are los

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"Women Supporting Women!"

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

The adoration of the gels.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Work/Life Balance

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

Bo're'droom

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'