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'Clown-noser.'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Cow Pinatas

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Champagne

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Cardiac Recovery.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Punt Cake

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"How should we divide the teams?"

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel