Promotion Celebrator Prints

The big promotion knocked 10 strokes off Earl's golf score

"We all know you just got an office with a window. No need to rub it in with the eye-black."

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

'Congratulations, Henderson -- I'm promoting you from henchman to crony.'

A straight shot to the thirtieth floor ... the joy was too much for Henry.

'I see you've learned about your upcoming promotion.'

'The job promotion has had a real effect.'

"I got the promotion. Instead of Wednesdays, I'm now the one who gets blamed when things go wrong on Tuesdays."

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Layer cake

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

Emotional Bling

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

"I am dressed for the job I want."

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

Jumping Man

Help wanted. Various positions available.

Ace headhunters.

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

"This is Mr Jones, the new Head of our Holding Company."

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Cog-In-The-Wheel

'Time to leave your comfort zone, Hoskins.'

'Congratulations, Forester. Your ingenious scheme to cut production costs ... In anticipation of this inevitable development, we are reducing your salary.'