Promotion Celebrant Prints

"This is Mr Jones, the new Head of our Holding Company."

'I got the key to the executive bathroom. They made me the official custodian.'

I believe he started on the shop floor.

Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly: Hey You.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

"I am dressed for the job I want."

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Jumping Man

Help wanted. Various positions available.

Ace headhunters.

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

First Prize!

'Time to leave your comfort zone, Hoskins.'

'Congratulations, Forester. Your ingenious scheme to cut production costs ... In anticipation of this inevitable development, we are reducing your salary.'

Cog-In-The-Wheel

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

"I'm good enough at making excuses that I don't have to be good at anything else!"

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

Congratulations!

'Don't go too far out on a limb - he'll send you to a branch office.'