Promotion Celebrant Prints

"This is Mr Jones, the new Head of our Holding Company."

'I got the key to the executive bathroom. They made me the official custodian.'

I believe he started on the shop floor.

Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly: Hey You.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

Help wanted. Various positions available.

Jumping Man

Ace headhunters.

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

Cog-In-The-Wheel

'Time to leave your comfort zone, Hoskins.'

First Prize!

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

'Congratulations, Forester. Your ingenious scheme to cut production costs ... In anticipation of this inevitable development, we are reducing your salary.'

"I'm good enough at making excuses that I don't have to be good at anything else!"

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Cheers to being a person."

"Remember saying you'll give us a raise when 'pigs fly?' Well, it's time to pay up."

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."