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'Nest, my impression of Beethoven's sonata inD major, of.31, no.2, as played by Humphrey Bogart.'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Rhapsody in Blue.

Felix Mendelssohn

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Concert Pianist.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Allegro con molto espresso

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Piano Recital

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Radiator jazz player

A baby playing on a grand piano

Frederic Chopin

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Piano Keyboard

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Fun (circa 1955)

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

'Take me to you lieder.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."