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Singer and Pianist.

A Symphony of Penguins

Baby Piano

Rhapsody in Blue.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Felix Mendelssohn

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Concert Pianist.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Allegro con molto espresso

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Piano Recital

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Radiator jazz player

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

A baby playing on a grand piano

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Frederic Chopin

Piano Keyboard

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Fun (circa 1955)

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.