Classical Pianist Pillows

Singer and Pianist.

A Symphony of Penguins

Baby Piano

Felix Mendelssohn

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Concert Pianist.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Piano Recital

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Allegro con molto espresso

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Frederic Chopin

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

A baby playing on a grand piano

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Piano Keyboard

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Fun (circa 1955)

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."