Classical Musician Pillows

"Mostly Mozart, nothing. It's all Mozart or no Mozart."

'His BACH is worse than his bite.'

'We thought we'd try a Schubert Lieder karaoke night.'

"What the ponytail for the downbeat."

A Symphony of Penguins

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

'Look! I know you Mean well, but...' Hospital visitor.

Dmitri Shostakovich.

Warning. . . This Image Includes Some Graphic Violins

Live music every night.

Concert pianist.

Schenker discovers the true essence of humanity

'La Donna E Mobile.'

A Quartet of Witches

"As far as I'm concerned, gentlemen, this marks the end of the Schwarzwalder String Quartet."

The William Tell Overture

Composer's Trousers Fall Down.

Wilhelm Wagner.

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

Igor Stravinsky.

Hillbilly Symphony.

Concert Pianist "Almost finished."

Concert pianist on his way to work.

Giuseppe Fortunino Francesco Verdi.

Bela Bartok.

Bowel movement in D minor.

Tonight - First Solo Performance of Chopin's Piano Duet (pianist has 4 hands).

I will be Bach.

"Where've you been Haydn?"

Flight of the Bumblebee

Violinist

"You have been listening to the world premier of Glukovsky's 'Revolt of the Machine.'

Mozart's little-known "Kleenex and Cough Drop Intermission" quartet.

After Hours At Lincoln Center

"We will begin with Schubert's 'Unfinished' Symphony, and that will be followed by Beethoven's 'Unwanted Sexual' Overture."