Classical Musician Gifts

"Mostly Mozart, nothing. It's all Mozart or no Mozart."

'His BACH is worse than his bite.'

'We thought we'd try a Schubert Lieder karaoke night.'

Dmitri Shostakovich.

Warning. . . This Image Includes Some Graphic Violins

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

'Look! I know you Mean well, but...' Hospital visitor.

"What the ponytail for the downbeat."

A Symphony of Penguins

A Quartet of Witches

Live music every night.

Schenker discovers the true essence of humanity

Concert pianist.

'La Donna E Mobile.'

Hillbilly Symphony.

Wilhelm Wagner.

Composer's Trousers Fall Down.

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

Flight of the Bumblebee

Paul Tortelier.

Igor Stravinsky.

Bowel movement in D minor.

"Where've you been Haydn?"

Giuseppe Fortunino Francesco Verdi.

The William Tell Overture

Bela Bartok.

Tonight - First Solo Performance of Chopin's Piano Duet (pianist has 4 hands).

Concert pianist on his way to work.

I will be Bach.

Concert Pianist "Almost finished."

"As far as I'm concerned, gentlemen, this marks the end of the Schwarzwalder String Quartet."

Violinist

Flight of the Bumblebee

Happy Birthday to an amazing Violinist