Classical Music Aficionado Gifts

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"

'That one must be the dominant male'

On your mark, get set, go!

A Concert.

Pyotr Tchaikovsky

Doggy conductor

'And now, Mozart's F-Major Concerto for Bassoon and Default Ring Tone.'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'A hush fall over the concert hall...'

Aaron Copland.

Classical music on car commerical

Percy Grainger.

Maestro!

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

'Sure, his Mozart is good, but just WAIT 'til you hear what he does with a Hank Williams song!'

Duo for Flute and Hobo

'Take me to your lieder.'

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

Orchestra Fantasies

Vivaldi and his creative partner

BACH AFTER LUNCH.

Tosca

Our Short-Lived Car Pool

Frederic Chopin

Gioacchino Antonio Rossini

Franz Liszt.

'I'm trying to get a Handel on classical music, but I'm finding that it's one step forward and two steps Bach.'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Sonata #39 for Cello & Tuba.

"The hare always stands up on the back of my neck during Elgar's cello concerto"

Maurice Ravel.

'To think when I was a kid I was sent to violin lessons to keep me off the streets !'

Giant man turns up at concert with grand piano in case.

"Pardon me for saying this – but you need to be more of a control freak."

Gustav Mahler.