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"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Yes that was good, but ideally we're looking to hire a mindless brute to beat two clubs on a dirty pigskin stretched over a large drum."

'Can I order the sheet music for Ravel's Piano Concerto for the left hand?'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Baby Piano

Rhapsody in Blue.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Felix Mendelssohn

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Concert Pianist.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

Allegro con molto espresso

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Piano Recital

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Radiator jazz player

Piano Keyboard

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Frederic Chopin

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Fun (circa 1955)

Six jazz instruments.