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Although they were a protected species, they were still hunted by poachers for their ivory.

Baby Piano

Rhapsody in Blue.

Felix Mendelssohn

Concert Pianist.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Allegro con molto espresso

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Piano Recital

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Radiator jazz player

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

A baby playing on a grand piano

Piano Keyboard

Frederic Chopin

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Fun (circa 1955)

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

'Take me to you lieder.'

"Yes, I'm alone."