Piano Soloist T-Shirts

Although they were a protected species, they were still hunted by poachers for their ivory.

Baby Piano

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Concert Pianist.

Felix Mendelssohn

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Allegro con molto espresso

Piano Recital

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Frederic Chopin

A baby playing on a grand piano

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Piano Keyboard

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Fun (circa 1955)

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

'Take me to you lieder.'

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"Yes, I'm alone."