Piano Performance T-Shirts

Carnegie Deli

They hated me.

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Baby Piano

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Rhapsody in Blue.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Felix Mendelssohn

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Concert Pianist.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

Allegro con molto espresso

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

Jack Gleeson

Piano Recital

Rainbow Quartet

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Radiator jazz player

Frederic Chopin

"The Just Me Band"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Piano Keyboard

A baby playing on a grand piano