Music Performance T-Shirts

"You're welcome."

Viola jokes are not always suitable chat up lines.

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'They all want to play the star.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Concert Pianist.

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Extreme miming"

Snowprov

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Orchestra.

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Primitive magician

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Scarpia from Tosca

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'He's maturing early.'

Rainbow Quartet

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Free Bird!"

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021