Music Performance Gifts

"You're welcome."

Viola jokes are not always suitable chat up lines.

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Concert Pianist.

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Snowprov

"Extreme miming"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Orchestra.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Scarpia from Tosca

Jack Gleeson

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Primitive magician

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'He's maturing early.'

"I, TikTok."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Rainbow Quartet

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"The Just Me Band"

"Free Bird!"

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021