Musical Performance Gifts

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Derek's Spontaneous Put Downs Were Legionary.

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"Nobody ever complains about the tom-cats."

Someone being taught how to conduct an orchestra.

Sigh. … I wish I had that kind of energy.

Orchestra Arranged As Normal Excluding Man At Back With Gun To His Head

"Joan has a 'young voice' for her age!"

Madonna

Musician's Note To Self.

'Keep it simple I said...only use three chords I said...'

Johnny Winter.

Golden age of music

The world wept for his vibrato

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'They all want to play the star.'

Snowprov

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Modern Major General

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'He's maturing early.'

"I, TikTok."

Jack Gleeson

Primitive magician

Scarpia from Tosca

Rainbow Quartet

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"