Music Performer Gifts

Britney-style schoolgirl.

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

Louis Armstrong

A Symphony of Penguins

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Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Can You Spot the Differences?

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Robert Fripp

Baby Piano

Guitarist

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Cimafunk

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Marimba

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Lennon and McCartney.

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

Omara Portuondo

He kept up his guitar practise...

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Impressing dad.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

A Fairytale Update

Felix Mendelssohn

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."