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"We don't need to push down on the pedal QUITE so hard, Petunia."

'All right Billy, until your 'staccato' touch improves, we'll be having our piano lessons here at the stove.'

'Alright Billy, until your 'staccato' touch improves, we'll be having our piano lessons here at the stove.'

Upright Piano/Grand Piano.

"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."

"No, no, no! We never start playing with an empty jar!"

'Pianissimo, pianissimo!'

There were occasional moments when she questioned her decision to work with truly gifted students.

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

Taste in 1854 - Villikins and his Dinah in the Drawing Room

"Don't you think this is a bit much for the first lesson."

'Be sure to tell all your friends how much you enjoy these lessons.'

Baby Piano

"After all the effort we went through to get you a piano, you'd better practice every day!"

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

'No, Jenny, there's no such thing as Poison Ivory.'

"But my piano teacher says every good boy deserves fudge."

"Would the violin be any easier than this?"

"It's very touching. She was his first teacher."

Col Pugno

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"I am trying to keep it low key."

Elephant Pianist

Women tied up and forced to listen to piano practice.

Around the piano

"Play it again, Ham."

"Press any key to continue."

Cats sleeping in a grand piano

Concert Pianist.

'No, but if you hum a few bars...'

'Try another key, like the one that locks it.'

'When I tap the keyboard I want you to do an emergency stop.'

Piano Lid Opened by Lever

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'