Learning Piano T-Shirts

"Tip my boy."

Baby Piano

He kept up his guitar practise...

Rhapsody in Blue.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Felix Mendelssohn

Concert Pianist.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

Piano Recital

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Frederic Chopin

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Piano Keyboard

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Grade 2 Cellist

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Violin Practise

'Take me to you lieder.'

Music Lessons