Learning Piano Pillows

"Tip my boy."

Baby Piano

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Felix Mendelssohn

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Concert Pianist.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Piano Recital

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Grade 2 Cellist

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

A baby playing on a grand piano

Frederic Chopin

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Piano Keyboard

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

'Take me to you lieder.'

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Music Lessons

Violin Practise

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Edvard Grieg