Playing Piano Pillows

Ludwig van Beethoven

'All right Billy, until your 'staccato' touch improves, we'll be having our piano lessons here at the stove.'

"These keys seem vaguely familiar."

'This next song's for anyone who's feeling a little lonely right now.'

Cat inside piano.

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

Ludwig Van Beethoven

"That request is physically impossible..."

"No, Pamela, you do not have 'a right to sing the blues.' "

Frederic Chopin

Hit me with that crazy cha cha again, James!

Piano Recital

Alicia Keys

'My mother would be really mad at me if I didn't practice the piano every day!'

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

"It's very touching. She was his first teacher."

"Would the violin be any easier than this?"

"But my piano teacher says every good boy deserves fudge."

'Me me me meeeeeeee...' How singers become self-centered.

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

Vivaldi and his creative partner

'Well, I'm not great virtuoso, but I do like to tickle the ivories every now and then.'

Baby Piano

Giant man turns up at concert with grand piano in case.

'Why did your wife hit you with a piano stool?' 'She couldn't lift the piano!'

Piano Shop.

Piano eight hands.

"Hey—no cheating!"

Concert Pianist.

Piano Recital

Piano desk.

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

Romantic Duet

'Susan's drunk again.'

"The white keys are naturals, the black sharps or flats and the ginger ones are Ed Sheeran."