Piano Pillows

Piano-Tuning Bar

"Personally, I prefer a piano bar."

"Can't say I'm surprised. It's a notoriously difficult piece of music."

"We don't need to push down on the pedal QUITE so hard, Petunia."

"And now, God help us all, Rachmaninoff's Concerto in C Minor."

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'His BACH is worse than his bite.'

Beethoven's 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and Fifth.

"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

"Come on, you know the words! Bum bum bum bum!"

'For my next selection, I will download a music file from the internet.'

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

It soon became obvious to all in the theatre that Doug's Bach was worse than his bite.

"You people make me sick. Nonetheless, here's a little toe-tapper."

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

'You win. Go out and play.'

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

"No, no, no! We never start playing with an empty jar!"

There were occasional moments when she questioned her decision to work with truly gifted students.

"That reminds me, I was going to get my daughter piano lessons!"

To the pianist surprise, one day he actually cuts himself on a B Sharp.

Claude Debussy

'Pianissimo, pianissimo!'

Musician playing the piano on a computer.

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Robert Schumann

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

Dmitri Shostakovich.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Franz Liszt

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'