Piano Lesson Pillows

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Baby Piano

He kept up his guitar practise...

Concert Pianist.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Four children playing the flute.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Piano Recital

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Grade 2 Cellist

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Piano Keyboard

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

A baby playing on a grand piano

Fun (circa 1955)

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Music Lessons

Violin Practise

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Jerry Lordan

Romantic Duet

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Sonata for Piano and Dog

'Ugh Not Again!'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."