Piano Lesson Gifts

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Baby Piano

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Concert Pianist.

Four children playing the flute.

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

Piano Recital

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Grade 2 Cellist

A baby playing on a grand piano

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Piano Keyboard

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Fun (circa 1955)

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Music Lessons

Violin Practise

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Romantic Duet

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

Jerry Lordan

Sonata for Piano and Dog

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'Ugh Not Again!'

'Teenage Beethoven.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."