Piano Instructor Gifts

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

'So far he's self-taught but we thought it time to engage a regular teacher.'

Piano Recital

Baby Piano

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Concert Pianist.

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Piano Keyboard

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Fun (circa 1955)

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Violin Practise

Edvard Grieg

Sonata for Piano and Dog

Angel Music

'Ugh Not Again!'

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Music at Home Pt. 1

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

A family choir

"You're welcome."

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"